10 Funny Quotes For Wine Lovers To Live By

It’s a fact, wine works as a brain lubricant, inspiring wit and making everyday moments in life more tolerable. Below you’ll find just a few¬†of our favorite quotes to live by.

Do not make the same mistake

Champagne Regret (1)

Does it even matter?

Question & Answer (1)

Only if you don’t count Mimosas…

Breakfast wine (1)

So they say…

Money (2)

Time to consider alternative funding sources.

Box Tops (1)

Who needs water anyway?

Coffee (1)

It helps unleash my inner Julia Child.

Cooking (2)

With age comes wisdom.

Aging (1)

The math checks out

Dog Wines

Because buzzed friends make the best search and rescue teams.


Do you have a favorite wine-related saying? Let us know in the comments below.

Mike Meisner

Mike is the resident content creator for the Last Bottle blog. When he's not spilling wine on his keyboard he can be found wandering the aisles in the warehouse with a Coravin in hand, whispering to bottles "This will only hurt for a second".
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