Questionable provenance, but I’m going in!
My therapist says there’s no cure
Definitely swipe right
Theory of relativity in effect
The new workout plan
Make sure you set your alarm
Fond memories indeed
Funny how willpower goes right out the door at night…
Poor fella was just trying to stay warm during a Wisconsin winter
What an amateur
Thanks a lot hipster somms
I got a bare foot right on your butt
What’s your magic number?
Whatever, more for me.
I can almost taste it
Best of all, there’s no surcharge for the tour!
First world wine problems
If you having wine problems I feel bad for you son
Did you not get the Pet-Nat memo?
Attack is the best form of defense
Unless you’re under 21. Then just make the lemonade.
Liver don’t fail me now
Those Apple developers think of everything!
You can definitely accomplish this.
Did you even need to ask?
In your defense, they say tannins help reduce fat…
Sometimes more, sometimes less
Mike is the resident content creator for the Last Bottle blog. When he's not spilling wine on his keyboard he can be found wandering the aisles in the warehouse with a Coravin in hand, whispering to bottles "This will only hurt for a second".